luginub:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

(Source: vasuki, via salazmander)

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

(via salazmander)

asymmetricjester:

ACCIDENTALLY GROWS REALLY ATTACHED TO A STORY I’LL NEVER WRITE

(via salazmander)

dampsandwich:

pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate

(via salazmander)

svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

(Source: molgera, via salazmander)

thebattlingbardofvalyria:

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

I am so happy someone took the job to figure that out

thebattlingbardofvalyria:

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

I am so happy someone took the job to figure that out

(Source: u-gotta-kik, via salazmander)

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

(via salazmander)

jeliyfish:

I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.

(via absentions)

“You are a sentence
and I am a semicolon
begging you to go on.”
—We will be a novel one day - Meghan Lynn (via sonoyasays)

(via sonoyasays)


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